do you ever wonder what happened to your sense of humor to make you think shit like this is hilarious
i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes
Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”
Dad: “close! try again!”
Dad: “So close! One more time!”
Son: “daft punk”
ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way
Lordalsion’s "I Abandoned My Town So I’m Going To Reset It But I Need To Get Rid of This Stuff" Giveaway!
What You Will Win:
- The ENTIRE Princess Series (Including wallpaper and carpet, of course)
- 100,000 Bells (aka all the bells left on this file!)
- Any other items of mine that might tickle your fancy! (Other furniture series, fortune cookie items, fruit, flowers, neighbours, etc.)
- Reblogs only!
- You do not have to be following me to win, but you should check out my blog anyway as it is a party :)
- No giveaway blogs, I will check!
- You have to be willing to give me your friendcode so I can give you your items!
- The giveaway will end on April 19th at Noon EST, 1 week!
- No laughing at my terrible bedhead.
This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.
Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.
LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.